Good afternoon campers! It is time for another installment of "My Ass is Collapsing". Boy this last week has been frigging unbelievable! Monday I had chemotherapy along with the usual radiation treatment. By Tuesday day I was falling apart! My gut was cramping, my ass was acting up and I was just miserable! I tell you folks I am looking forward to a colostomy bag! The doctors tell you to eat 5-6 meals per day to keep your weight up while you go through treatment. Well what they dont realize is that you have to have bowel movements too and when you get hemorrhoids EVERY time you have one it doesn't make your life any easier! My weight has stayed fairly consistent throughout so far, but yesterday(Wednesday) I spent the whole evening in my bathroom!
I don't pull punches on this blog. I tell it like it is. Every time I had to go I had to throw my body into the shower and then take a bath to let the swelling go down. Then I would collapse on the bathroom floor until the roids would come back because they werent staying put inside me! They kept wanting to make a repeat appearance...ALL NIGHT LONG! My poor wife! She has to look at me feeling like crap and there isnt really much she can do. Sorry babe! Wish this was over already! Soon enough though!
Like I said, I am ready for this colostomy bag! Are you kidding me? After a couple of months of this I am beginning to believe that my ass has been highly over-rated! I look forward to NOT having hemorrhoids! I look forward to NOT having radiation and chemo! I look forward to NOT sitting around my house feeling like crap! lol! So bring it on! Put me under, cut out what needs cutting and lets get this show on the road!
Shout out to everyone that has been following me on this journey into this crap! Cancer is not fun! If it was everyone would want some! Obviously this is not the case! No one wants this mess! Unforunately it is a disease that affects millions of people on a daily basis. I think I may have to do some kind of charity work to help others out while they go through this. Seems like the right thing to do anyways. Keep your heads up people! Whatever you're going through it could be worse! Stay strong and I will talk to you later!
Dude what a shitty week for ya,sorry man I hope like hell they get this crap outta you. I'm finally onboard with the bag thing if thats what will make all the pain and misery go away I say bring on the pocket pooper! Only reason why i dont call during the week is because i realize that you need all your energy focused on what is going on. Give me a call I'm always home. Like I have a life,Love ya man talk to ya soon
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