THE GOLDEN TICKET THEORY

As promised today I will expand on my theory of the GOLDEN TICKET. When I was "diagnosed" with cancer I found that everyone around me was willing to do anything and everything to make my life a little easier! Family started sending gifts, friends called more and complete strangers were going out of their way to be nice to me! So all it took was a little cancer to get some love up in here? I should've got this years ago! I could've used it when my band was playing! Might've gotten a record deal! Seriously though the GOLDEN TICKET is just a funny way to make light of a serious situation. If we treated everyone around us like they were dying we might have alot more patience and compassion. Because everyday we are dying folks! This life will come to an end in some way, shape or form. So EVERYONE should have a GOLDEN TICKET in their pockets! Love a little harder, don't sweat the small stuff, stop and smell the roses and live like you are dying! I hate that damn song! lol. Couldnt get it out of my head for the first few days, but it's true! But you won't see me on a damn bull named Fu Manchu! The only bull I'm dealing with is the one in my ass!
For anyone that tried to get in touch with me yesterday I apologize for not answering texts or calls. I was feeling like complete crap! My hemorrhoids don't go away just because I have cancer I found out! I spent all day jumping in and out of hot baths, throwing up and all sorts of fun stuff like that! I looked and felt like shit!Back to normal today, but yesterday was NOT a good day to own Garys booty! By the time this is all said and done I will be ready to have a colostomy bag people! No more hemorrhoids are you kidding me? Sign me up and cut this ass out of me! I will deal with a bag of feces glued to my hip! I am not kidding! Only toothaches have kicked my ass more than these roids I get! Take 'em away! You can have them! Thats about it for now. I have radiation treatment again today. Only takes 10 minutes a day! Wish it was all quick like that!
Finally get to go to work and make some money on Saturday! My coworkers have been EXTREMELY cool to me! They've been donating money to help me get through this time. VERY VERY VERY COOL! I have some good friends there indeed! Looking forward to hanging with them this weekend!