There's a thing in my world that my friends and family refer to as "GARYTIME". If there is someplace to be or something that needs to get done it always was done as my schedule allowed! If I tell you I will be there at 5, count on me showing up at 5:45-6:00. Granted I have never been late to work or to a gig, but just normal daily routines were done whenever I got around to them. Well this tumor is changing the way I operate and I not happy about it! Now I have to be places at certain times because my life depends on it! Ouch! Talk about karma! This kind of sucks!
I finally start chemotherapy on Monday May 24th. The doctors have all of the examination reports to work out my treatment plan now and we have a go date! My boss is working with me by giving me a few days a week. I am having to switch to nights so I can go to my treatments during the day. Hopefully I won't get too sick from the chemo and I can work full time while I do this! Bills don't go away because you have cancer folks! In fact you need money more! Sick, twisted reality check! Thank God we have insurance or I would be really screwed!
I have a pic of my lil butt buddy! Wanna see it? I have to download it...give me a minute! My wife has to show me how to do it! lol! Got to find a usb cord....I have to send it to her phone and she's going to send it to my e-mail. What a bunch of crap! Well it isn't working! Guess you will have to ask for your own viewing! Wait! Idea! I can charge $5 per person to look at my tumor! Is that prostitution? Spread the cheeks and look inside! Gather 'round everyone and come see the new sideshow attraction! I'd be lucky to make $5! lol.
If I figure out how to get the pic on here you know I will post it! I ain't scared to bear my butt to all of you! The outside is ALOT nicer than the inside now that's for sure! Hopefully the radiation will shrink it down. Where's Rick Moranis when you need him? You know, "Honey, I shrunk the kids?" Well here's a mass I'd like removed from my ass sir! Just aim your laser at my butt and shrink away! Maybe save enough skin to avoid the colostomy bag please! Well I have to go give a guitar lesson. I want to say more, but this kid won't leave me alone! Hahaha!
You just have to STOP...GARYTIME! If you say it with MC Hammer pants on, it is funny. Keep on keeping on and save all this stuff, maybe write a book or article about your experience. Then it becomes a nationwide bestseller and you have to pick out the actor who will play you. Any ideas? Keep us updated. I really enjoy reading about your experience (I hope that doesn't sound wrong). Read ya later.
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